Category: Accessible Games
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Minion walks slowly up the old wooden stairs. SHe stops abruptly as one creeks menacingly underfoot. She thinks about going back, but it's too late now. Trembling she reaches the porch, crosses it and places her hand on the ice cold doorknob. She turns the handle and gingerly steps into the old abandoned mansion....
stargate apears from the dark hallway "hey minion. come to my planet and i'l show you my friends from the tv series"
minion decides to come and gets in to my interlatic space ship.
wow stargate this is really cool. what are all those colorful buttons for? <pushes one> oopsies...it was just so cool lookin I had to....stargate....? what's happening?
alison pops out of the button. whoa...what the...she says.
alison? <jumps back in surprise, accidentally knocking a bubling blue liquid that was sitting on the countertop of the spaceships kitchen> oopsies again. damn I'm a clutz
stargate alison and minion are splashed by the liquied.
fortunatly the spaceship wasn't moving at the time and the liquid trickles on to one of the buttons.
but....to late. as the liquid hits the button a flashing green light comes on and mad dog apears in the ship
Oh no! It's mad dog my arch enemy <unsheathes her sword> prepare. to. perish. oh. mad. one!
maddog unshieths a flameblade, and cackles evily! He raises the blade, and prepares for the coming battle!
oh shit! Damn stargate you didn't have to materialize him with weapons fool!
<suddenly lunges at Mad Dog and karatee kicks him> take that weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
maddog swiftly dodges the kick, and raises his blade over his head, preparing to deliver a fatal blow! The blade gleams with the crackling flames licking its edge as it quickly descends the last few inches!
As Mad Dog's flaming sword draws yet nearer, MP ducks under the descending blade, feeling the heat scortching her back, and lunges at MD with all her strength, sword ready for the instant he falters.
this is getting to be a first in BBS boxing.
as the match continues both mad dog and minion are getting very compettitive.
then all of a sudden out of no where an alarm is raised. stargate and minion jump back in horror as mad dog decends to where the alarm iscoming from.
As maddog descends, he says loudly, in a booming voice, "Infidels, you, have not, seen the last of me! I, shal, return!
EscenceUvFaith suddenly appears. She says to Maddog, how did you get here? MD replies, I was summoned to vanquish these peasants. They have commited evil. What are you doing here? Escence replies. Ah, I was bored and flings a match at stargate.
<waves goodbye and grins at the transparentizing Mad Dog> and calls out--and when you return I will be ready!--
MP looks at Stargate, come on SG I really wanted to finish him off? Why did he just disappear like that?
stargate's no match for mad dog's flames and starts another battle.
as the figting restarts it seems that there will be no end to the torture. as maddog tries to injure me i strike him with a poisoners liquid from the spaceship.
just then i thort it was over but minion has an idea. she decides to take control of the spaceship and drive us outa here
she relises the spaceship will not start fore some reason. what's happened? it seems maddog has conquered it.
MP looks for Mad Dog, who because of the previous mishap i+s now invisible. Oh great now he's invisible and more dangerous than ever. MP looks around the area to begin rallying all the people she'll need to fight and defeat MD
during all this, alisonis cowering against the back wall because she can't see where the weapons are. But then she says, "shhh!" and everyone shuts up and she can hear md moving around the ship. she points and everyone attacks!
moohahahahaha! You infidels are still no match for me!" Bring it! You infidels shal never, ever beat me! I, am, superior!" Maddog raises his flame blade over his head again, and as they try to attack him, they all suddenly start coughing because of the smoke eminating from the fiery fury of the blade!
alison covers everyone's mouths and noses with cloth and shows them where to go so they can avoid the blade.
"pathetic young infidel! There is no escape from my blade! You need a miracle to run from me!" As he speaks, maddog twirls the blade once again over his head, causing yet more smoke to fill the room.
Alison! watch out! MP pushes alison out of the way of a flying ball of fire that leaped from Mad Dog's sword. Seconds later, she grabs a jar of water and douses Mad Dog's flaming sword. Now what hot guy? MP motions for silence so they can pinpoint the location of the now weaponless Mad Dog and move in for the kill.
Torico appears from the shadows. Kendo stick at her side. Not wanting to use it, she stands near the entrance of the ship or room, where ever the hell we are. Smoke obscures her vision....
thanks mp then gives everyone swords, shields, and stuff like that.
Thanks Alison. MP grabs her sword and shield and is at the ready. She motions to Torrico to come join them in the main area of the ship.
EscenceUvFaith suddenly appears out of nowhere. It seems Maddog, in order to shield her from the wrath of mp, alison, and the rest has made her invisible too. Escence beckons to Torico. You are on our side, aren't you? Maddog laughs evily. You guys are toast. With my lady conrads, I will tear your flesh! Torico slips her arm into Faith's to show her support.
as stargate grabs his weapon it's to late.
MP suddenly lunges for the weaponless mad dog.
hahahahahaha. that was a terible blow to the head and mad dog is now lying uncoshious on the ground.
essence of faith wonders what the hell to do. perhaps make a dash for the exit? contingue the fight?
i'm sure someone will get injured here on this soil
don't worry.
as stargate decides to splash maddog with some of that liquid from the ship.
he suddenly rises and lujnges for essence of faith. but as usual we're all loaded so once again time to take him down
Torico, with amazing speed, pivits, and lunges for Stargate. 'Watch it man?' Beckoning to Escence, she signals for her to check Maddog's pulse. Stil aiming herself at Stargate, she presses him against the nearest wall, her hand against his chest. Not enough to hurt him, but enough for him to lose his breath slightly. 'Watch it next time, my friends don't die, least' not while I'm around.' Escence, realizes Maddog's alright, walks over to Torico. 'Ts'all good, chica.' Torico lets Stargate go, smiling slightly. ' Didn't mean to hurt you if I did, but just wanted to let you know...'
stargate understands and promisis not to try and hurt mad dog.
stargate wonders about food. none of us have eaten in weeks since we entered this ship.
stargate dicides to decend to the kitchen of the ship where ....what? liam's stolen all the cookies!
alison looks horrified. (out of character lol!) we have nothing to eat?
"aa...infidels no problem! We want food? Well, that's what maddog's here for! Though since you all are so aggressive to the ship sheff, I don't know if I should be so nice as to provide you infidels food!"
stargate pleads with maddog for food.
"if you don't give us food we'll through of the ship"
What Mad Dog? do you see us as your prisoners? Do you assume we've given up the fight so easily? You underestimate us. MP raises her sword and charges at Mad Dog. To arms my friends!
maddog quickly reaches for his belt, and comes up holding two flame daggers. He raises them to fend of Midnight Princess's sword! "Come on infidel. One-on-one duel! Let's see what you've got!"
Suddenly Ines came into the room, forceful as never before. But still, invisible. That way she was abl eto help MP without being recognized. This way, MP got very, very strong and injured Maddog very badly.
"Infidels, you may have gotten the better of me, but, I shal return! Don't worry, I shal return! Greater thenever before!" Then, there was a big puff of smoke, and maddog vanished!
The last several minutes had passed in incredible silence. Mad Dog had raised his flaming daggers, then suddenly they had been knocked out of his hands by some invisible power. ? This had allowed her to wound the defensless MD with a swift thrust of her sword, then, so typical of him, he'd vanished. Hmmm. MP turned to look at all the remaining people in the ship. What just happened?
suddenly out of no ware, a voice calls out, "You have friends from unexpected places!"
MP looks around, but can't identify the source of the mysterious voice? Who is that? Can you help us defeat Mad Dog for good?
As she hears no response and her comrads have seemingly disappeared, MP leaves the ship and begins walking slowly towards the forrest of trees nearby. She spots a slightly visable path and follows it. She reaches a small stream and sits at its edge, carefully contemplating where she should go from there. Suddenly she stiffens, as she hears a slight rustling of branches behind her. She whirls around and stands. “who’s there?!” she hears no response and slowly approaches the direction from which the noise came from.
"Well, well infidel, we meet again! Yes, I'm healed, and I have returned, as I promised you! Now, raise your blade, and prepare to duel!"
As he speaks, maddog pushes aside a few tree branches, and moves slowly into MP's view. In his hands, once again, are his two flame daggers. He watches her with a gleem in his eye, and takes up a fighting stance, his daggers raised in preparation for her attack.
MP meets mad dog's gaze with unwavering challenge. "then let us dual oh dark one" She pulls from her waistband her one prized weapon--the bolt sword. As she raises it, a flash of lightning crackles immediately behind her enemy, scorching the trees at the edge of the clearing. She smiles and slowly walks towards mad dog, bolt sword raised and at the ready for his first move.
Chris N is amazed that MP would use her sword's one remaining bolt to scorch some trees. He wonders what she will do with her now lifeless sword.
Lifeless, you poor amature, you underestimate my powers. MP waits the few seconds it takes her bolt sword to recharge then strikes Chris with it, charring the admin into oblivion. "Let that be a lesson to you foolish mortal." She turns to again face mad dog. "and to you"
Hrmph.
po po chris. lol I still love ya though haha I'll be nice to your charred remains k? <smile>
"Alright infidel, let's play!" As he says this, maddog raises his daggers over his head, and charges!
MP ducks and spins away from the first assault of fire, then spins around to counter his daggers with a lightning bolt from her sword. The battle continues on heatedly, neither able to hit their opponent. MP side steps another of Mad Dog's advances, then, feeling her energy drain, rushes towards him with all her remaining strength...
maddog quickly sidesteps MP's charge. Then, he sees a weakness in her defensive posture, and quickly tries to take advantage of it. As he's about to administer the fatal blow, he suddenly stops...looking horrified! He slowly lowers his daggers, and backs away!
"what the hell?" MP glares at MD in surprise. "I was yours. Even now, why do you not slay me and be done with it?" She drops her sword and approaches Mad Dog, "would you, the mighty Mad Dog, even now give up?"
maddog, a look of horror still on his face, backs slowly away from Mp yet again.
"I can't kill you infidel. It would be wrong." As he talks, maddog starts to blush. "You see infidel, my parents raised me with the notion that it is um, wrong to hurt any females. Yes, even I, the great maddog, the one who never gives up, do have morals, and must draw the line somewhere."
Sighing once again, maddog continues to slowly back away.
"Anyways, I thought we were on a ship? How'd we suddenly get here where there are trees? Also, weren't there other people around?
"Read the previous posts fool." MP still stunned over Mad Dog's words and her very narrow escape from death, runs up to Mad Dog and gives him a big hug. "I never thought my pride would let me utter these words, but Mad Dog, I owe you one" Then MP begins to walk away towards her far off castle.
maddog shrugs, and sighs.
"Thanks Mom, Thanks Dad. You've ruined yet another excellent kill I would've added to my collectoin! Aa well...I suppose that even the greatest of us have our weaknesses. Aa well. To world domination. I mean, to the day when I finally dominate the world!"
With that, maddog raises his hands, and disappears in a puff of smoke.
Ines first decided to become visible, but as Maddog returned, she decided to stay invisible to be more powerful. With the most powerful sword she has, she aproached Maddog silently and injured him really badly again, yet even worse than ever. She could hardly avoid to laugh out loudly from satisfaction.
Alison backs into a corner and watches Ines closely. where did everyone else go?
/me watches all of this through binoculars while sitting on a beach next to Midnight Princess's castle, a pina calada in one hand.
After running aways MP finally reaches her castle. Noticing Chris and his Pina colada, she approaches him. "HI, where'd you get that ? I want one. It's been a long day."
Chris considers keeping it all for himself, then decides to share. Mmmm.
Thanks <MP sits next to Chris and enjoys the pina colada> I needed that.
Ines seems to lose the fight against Maddog. Her strength fated. She needed a break.